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Toilet Humour

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!


What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captain's log!


What did one loo say to another loo?

You look a little flushed!


How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows. Its never happened!


Know any good toilet jokes?  Let us know!


Ode to a Toilet


The love of my life, is not my dear wife,
But a toilet with flush, and extra thick pipes.
To take all my crap, without a mouth flap,
And when it acts up, I can shut off its tap.

 
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